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Kissing a person after tonguing a taint that has recently visited the ocean air.
Went on spring break with Alice and she gave me the shrimp kiss.
Someone (usually male) known for catching a lot of tail. A ladies man.
Damn! That shrimp mangler is a f**kn’ pimp!
Masturbating with your small penis.
Stop all the shrimp grippin' and get back to work.
When you fishin for crawdads with your dick, making sure that you only dip the tip in
Man, I went shrimp dipping last night and caught 5 pounds of crawdads!
The opposite of spilling tea. Telling about someone in a good light.
Did you see Ryan Trahan spill shrimp about how nice Haley Pham is?
When your posture is so awful that your default pose looks like that of a shrimp.
My back has been killing me recently because I’m so shrimped up in my chair.
Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.
"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."