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Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting
Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.
that one nerd in school you would never date but secretly, he's the best kisser in the world.
Omg that nerd looks like such a Simon JuJu
When you ''finish'' on your partners toes and make them put Thier sock back on and go to the shops
Hey George I gave my Mrs a soggy simon last night ...
the name Caddicarus gave to Spyro the Dragon.
Caddicarus: watch out, everyone! it’s Simon the Door
Kind of like the friend zone but worse. You always are there for the girl but she doesn’t feel anything else for you.
Dude I’m stuck in the Simon Zone.
Shit dude the friend zone is better
The best dad you'll ever meet, known to many as "just better" and is respected by many.
Your dad is such a Simon's Dad
Shit in between two slices of bread making a shit sandwich
“Don’t want a sandwich”
“Yes what type?”
“Simone style”
“Heck yes”