sleeping tranny

When you're cuddling/spooning a girl and you stick your penis in between her legs so that it pokes out where it would be if she had a dick. Then she jacks it off pretending it's hers.

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'Man, I was so horny last night but my chick was too tired to play with me'
'Word, so what'd you do?'
'I slipped her the sleeping tranny, and she got me off without having to flip over or even really move.'

' dang dude, that's nice'
'Yea, I felt her pussy getting wet on top of my dick. She definitely got into it though, rubbing her pussy with my dick as she jerked it. I passed out spooning her for once!'

sleeping leroy

When a relative's girlfriend is swaddled in your bed yet somehow you're able to penetrate her anally okay

Monica ran out of here real fast the other morning after he pulled the sleeping Leroy
Don't try the sleeping Leroy or she will never come back

bubbles sleep

bubbles sleep is when you sleep 15+ hours and the only time youre allowed to be awake and conscious is between 11 pm and 6 am.

Tim: "how have you been since the break up?"
Greg: "it hit me pretty hard, i've been bubbles sleeping a lot lately..."
(bubbles sleeping is linked to depression, please seek help if you do it often)

sleep credit

The false belief that you can somehow "pay yourself forward" for an upcoming real or potential lack of sleep.

"Won't you be tired staying up all night?"

"Naw, I slept in till the crack of noon. I got sleep credit"

"Sleep credit? Man, that's not real! Sleep isn't an iTunes gift card. You can't save up extra sleep and cash it in at a later date"

"yeah huh I can"

"You're stupid, sleep for 16 hours straight and then stay up for 48 hours in a row and let me know how that sleep credit works out for you."

Sleep God

To be very chill

Why you chilling so hard my dude, who do you think you are sleep god?

angels sleep

make sure you have a white sheets. throw your covers and pillow of your bed then strip naked and crawl under the sheet on your bed and go to sleep.

Bob: I had an angels sleep yesterday
Tommy: I wish i had a door to do that, i get no privacy in my room

Sleep Button

/slēp ˈbətn/

noun

1. Another term used to describe a butthole (anus). These words can be used interchangeably and in any setting no matter how formal or informal.

1. "Mr. Smith, some of your labs came back positive. We will need to do a thorough ultrasound of your sleep button."

2. "Why are men such sleep buttons???"

3. "Baby like it when I lick dat sleep button"