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This is a sexual act. Your partner is asleep and you wake up with a hard on and smack them with it to wake them up
My partner woke me up today
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By smurfing
Boosted Monkey on a Smurf Champion
Twitch.tv 's Ninja25Dre is definitely a smurf monkey whenever he plays Nocturne.
- bro, you suck at everyone other champ
- i'm good with janna
- smurf monkey janna
Smurf and turf or smurf 'n' turf is a main course which combines seafood and little blue half-naked cartoon people. The seafood used may be steamed, grilled or fried. Papa Smurf usually arrives thereafter breaded on a skillet, oiled and ready to be cooked.
"Gargamel looks happy."
"Well he should be. He's off to the annual Mississauga Smurf 'n' Turf."
The act of being skeed and drunk at the same time. Typically occurs during techer weekend.
Brother, I was so Smurfed AF last night I cockblocked myself!
This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.
This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.
When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.
This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?
"In the hidden recesses of the internet, an eerie entity known as Smurf Cat emerged, a Smurf with a cat's face and a snail named Escargot on its back. Created by a mad scientist, its mission was to manipulate the internet through awful memes. Smurf Cat spread atrocious content, rendering unsuspecting users vulnerable to its influence. Its goal was simple: to dumb down society by making terrible memes irresistibly popular. With an army of devoted followers, it aimed to take over the world by reshaping it in its own twisted image. While this story is purely fictional, it serves as a darkly humorous take on the power of memes and their influence on the internet."
omg i wanna kill myself if i see another smurf cat meme