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A myth in southwestern ohio of July 30,2006.People in the area reported seeing naked aliens frying on acid.The story goes about a 20-year old girl who got abducted,anal probed,and gang banged by aliens.She was forced against her will to learn to suck dick.Her teacher was Sanjaya Malakar.
Murph: I seen american idol on tv last night.
Ed: Me too, sanjaya malakar was suckin ryan seacrest dick.
Murph: Have you heard of the ohio crack snack?
Ed: Yeah sanjaya is a flaming faggot.
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The part after sex where the man demands his woman to go and make him a snack, the refusal of which results in the the man throwing her down the stairs and pooping into her mouth.
Luther asked Ethel to make him a sandwich after having sex with her. When she ignored him he gave her a late night snack and she woke up at the bottom of the stairs with bad breath.
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When you hold a snack-pak up to the puss and she Siphons the pudding into the puss, then you fuck the puss, pull out and have her eat the pudding off your dick
I did the dirty snack pak with Sasha last night, boy does she love eating the pudding off my dick
Noun. The act of waking up in the middle of the night to have buttsex.
Similar to and derived from the phrase "midnight snack," which is food eaten late at night. However, reverse midnight snacks go into the area where normal midnight snacks leave.
Jenna: Sometimes, I just get in the mood at really bad times.
Joe: I know what you mean... I woke up in the middle of the night and was just so horny. Luckily, Dan was there to give me a reverse midnight snack.
Jenna: I'll try that out! I've heard that it hurts but it's still worth the pain.
A sloppy, wet, juicy, moist sandwich from coles kitchen
That tasted soo good, what a mustard snack rap.... Thanks cole
When a woman is on her period and someone eats her out.
"My girl was trying to give me a 'cherry snack pack' last night and I wasn't having it."
Eating dingle berries out of vagina
Bro 1: “What happened with you and Ashley last night”
Bro 2:”oh bro I gave her the Mexican fruit snack”