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A new truck that you like soo much you won't even drive it
I can't take my special truck to work because Lea parks too close to my spot
One shot of rot gut tequila with two tablespoons of olive juice and a dash of tobacco sauce
I can't stomach this shitty tequila! Well then we'll just make Hector special's
A disgusting Panda Express meal full of shit and diarrhea. Do not eat this meal!
I will have one peach special!
The act of gently fingering a females asshole while shooting string from a
Spider-Man Mega Blaster Web Shooter into the female's vagina. Covering it entirely with a web. It is an optional choice to sing the Spiderman theme song in the process.
"God billy gave me the best Spiderman Special last night!"
Someone born with the ability to constantly do things that end up hurting themselves.
A sub-category of the Darwin Awards.
I called the cable company to report my neighbor for stealing my cable,and ended up in jail myself for an old warrant.I'm self-nominated for a Darwin Special.
A roast so devastating it literally causes the victim to commit suicide.
Bruh...Carlos literally just recieved The Velicu Special, we need to call the suicide hotline prevention.
When your jitterbug puts his hand under and between your legs from behind. Grabbing your balls and gooter with maximum efficiency.
Last night I work I gave my new manager a Reggie special to welcome him to the team!