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A condition you get when you have licked a pussy for so long that your neck cramps up and you can’t move your head down so it resembles a person hunting squirrels
Dude I went down on that chick for so long that my tongue went numb and I got Squirrel Neck.
The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.
That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels
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When a female has over sized vagina lips and/or clitorous and its very saggy, floppy, and squishy like the sleeves of a wizard. Can also hold nuts like a nut in a squirrels cheeks.
Guy 1: Man, I wish i had intercourse with that girl.
Guy 2: No you don't want to wish that, she had a squishy squirrel.
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The squirrel with a death wish, that chews through live wires and runs in front of cars, that fall from trees and power lines.
Often found unmarred in the street.
I had almost made it home when that SUICIDE SQUIRREL caused my accident.
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One who secretly packs away items from a buffet into a bag, purse, or satchel for later consumption.
example: Caleb was eying the plate of chocolate croissants before the last of them were emptied into the purse of the buffet squirrel .
Buffet Squirrel = Food Stealer
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Literally a guy with nutz the size of a squirrel's... Too scared to pull the trigger.
Brock: See that girl at the end of the bar?
Rod: Yeah
Brock: Total smokeshow.
Rod: Go talk to her. She's hot, seems normal too.
Brock: Nah, think I'm just gonna hang here. She probably has a boyfriend.
Rod: Who the f*ck cares, Squirrel Nutz.
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Similar in appearance, but a tad smaller than the Nigerian Squirrel.
Thought to have the same origins, and was discovered by the same archaeologist in the same fashion.
"Is that a Nigerian Squirrel?"
"No, it's an Algerian Squirrel"
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