Random
Source Code
Random
Puking on your buddy's back in a Tampa hotel room after a night of drinking, usually as a result of the Pat and Ron finisher.
"Who gave me the Tampa Bay Sheet Steamer last night?"
"Couldn't have been me, I didn't have the mashed potatoes yesterday."
8👍 6👎
the act of complaining about your parents divorce while wearing vineyard vines and shitting on your purebred dogs face. Only hood ass csh kids can perform this dangerous act as most people in the cold spring harbor school district are offended by anything.
Yo I heard that kid performs the cold spring harbor steamer on his purebred dog.
4👍 2👎
It's where you stop in the left lane of the west side highway(NYC) get out put your back against median..pull your draws down and take a nasty steamer all over the median and road while people are driving by you..after all is said and done your friend jumps in and wipes for you..if you asking yourself if this really happened..it did..and it was a female
A woman took a west side highway steamer on Monday morning
A common sex act performed in the city by the sea. After a night of doing jagerbombs, a man wakes up the next morning and has a loose, foul-smelling bowel movement and he does not wipe. He proceeds to not shower and go about his business for 72 hours. At this point, the shit has now completely hardened to his ass and he peels it off, revealing a nice, pus-filled rash. He then goes and sees his girlfriend who is 6 months pregnant. She takes enough RU-486 (the morning after pill) to spontaneously abort the child. The still wriggling fetus is then inserted into the pus-filled asshole of the man. Then, when the fetus is presumed dead, the man shits it out onto his girlfriend's chest.
Hey Sheila, it's been about 72 hours so I am going to give you the Long Beach NY steamer whether you want it or not.
18👍 36👎
choppin' mud down at the water shed, punchin' grumpy, dropping the kids off at the pool, wrestling a growler, working things out, messing up the toilet, relieving the infield, and of course pooping.
"Where are you going with that coffee can?" . . . "I am taking it to pinch some steamers down at the lake before the clam bake."
2👍 2👎
The cape cod clam steamer, aka cccs, is a sex position. You go to cape cod, dig up some clams in the ocean, and then boil the by forcing them up your gf's vagina.
That cape cod clam steamer was piping hot
2👍 2👎
When you put your dick between two slices of whole wheat bread and at the same time you shit on a girls chest and she films it.
She was crazy, she asked for a Canadian steamer ham sandwich.
11👍 41👎