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A fandom that should really calm the fuck down. Everything went down hill a while ago. People are accusing other people of pedophilia and being toxic. People in this fandom also think it's a good idea to threaten people and tell them to kill themselves just because they have a different opinion than them.
Su fan 1: bro, connverse shippers should die
Su fan 2: bro, stevenel shippers should die
Sensible su fan: can the Steven universe fandom just chill
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long trail that goes all the way from one side of mountain view, ca, to the other. frequently used by local stoners to smoke and drink at. there are lots of bikers and a few hobos. do not go on the trail after dark if youre alone, cause there are some weird ass people who chill there that u may not want to run into. usually the last resort for someone to smoke at, and occasionally the cops that have nothing better to do in MV take a stroll looking for kids to fuck over. overall the trail is a boring, uneventful place that may cause u to rip out ur eyeballs from the boring site of nothingness.
person 1: hey where do u wanna burn?
person 2: lets chill and smoke at someones house
person 1: its bad at everyones houses
person 2: fine lets go to the shitty stevens creek trail then
person 1: no! not the trail! its boredom with fuck u up the ass!
Dramatized, exaggerates, always incorrect, blankets blankets blankets
Steven the storm chaser, will chase a fart in a blokes pants and call it a ecl...
a person who gets way too much sun and therefore is red all over their body
Randy: Why are you so red?
Dave: I fell asleep at the beach without sunscreen.
Randy: You sure did. You're a red bodied stevens.
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Acting out your crazy job-quitting fantasy during a particularly difficult work day.
I really felt like pulling a Steven Slater at work today, but I really need the money
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A Supreme Court justice older than the known universe.
Damn, John Paul Stevens makes John McCain look like a carefree teenager!
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1366 guys. 41 girls. 300 girls who look like guys. 1138 will make more money than you. 1138 automatically realize that the value 1138 equals 2/3 of the student population.
Most common (basically only) majors: Engineering, Computer Science, and most shunned and looked down upon major of Business and Technology (99% athletes, 1% idiots)
Most commonly used pick up lines: “Would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?” and “I wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.” Most likely to be heard at a lame frat party where there are more computers than girls and mysteriously strong, yet unrealizable, alcoholic punch, which is the only hope most of these video game junkies have in getting any ass. The whole student population could be diagnosed with having Stevens’ goggles, the equal to 2 beer goggles. Girls have it just as bad as the guys. The phrase: “The odds are good, but the goods are odd” is commonly heard by the female students who are often favored by faculty because of their unfortunate situation.
Introverted. Awkward. Intelligent yet clueless. Both white and black races are minorities to the Asians and Mid East populations. Most people, especially professors, can’t speak fluent English, but since numbers, mathematical operations, and physics laws are universal, this is not seen as a problem. Most of these black and white minorities attend Stevens solely for athletics and make up most of the “normal” student population. The majority of this tech school only leaves their dorm rooms and video games to check their mail for new computer and video game merchandise and to attend LAN parties. If you’ve never heard of a LAN party, you have never been to Stevens. (It is a gathering of geeks/computer gamers for the sole purpose of playing Mutlti-player games over a network…and to view porn.) Most of these typical engineers can’t hold a normal conversation, let alone make a friend other than their most trusted and valuable companion…their thumb drive, a USB mass storage device.
Although a completely lame school, it is located in the fun and beautiful city of Hoboken, less than a mile from NYC, home to many male bachelor yuppies working in the city and the most bars per square foot of any city in the world.
"I saw a girl walking down Washington St and rated her a 3 out of 10. Once she stepped onto Stevens Institute of Technology campus, she immediately jumped to a 9 out of 10."
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