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The act of having to take a quick bowel movement and moving on.
Hey Bill- that taco is kicking me- pull into that rest area so I can "stop drop and roll".
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an ironic typo that can only be made by someone who is incredibly inept and/or computer nerd
Emporor Napoleon: stop with the mass abbievs
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Stop Disliking Me is a YouTube trend that started when 5 year olds discovered YouTube, where small YouTube channels would make videos complaining about a dislike they got on their video or someone unsubscribing from their channel. In the video, they would also threaten to hack accounts, put people in jail, and more. People really don’t like this trend for some reason, and you can clearly see that by looking at the like to dislike ratio of the videos that follow this trend. Sometimes, the videos following this trend will even have bad grammar or kids recording the video. If you see this, don’t worry, that’s part of the trend.
People really should stop making those Stop Disliking Me videos, it’s a terrible trend.
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shaggin someone up the gaffer whilst using an adult return ticket and drinking a bottle of JD.
"i was once a bus stop humpbumper, now im married to elton"
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a type of defication where the magic happens, usually in a large amount, and then ceases.
on occaision, results in a clean sweep
person sits down on toilet
within seconds: KERPLUNK
person: 'ahh...'
person: "ONE STOP SHOP, FTW!"
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Analagous to the f stops on a camera,this refers to aperture settings built in to the anus.These f stops vary with the load. An f-1 would be used to pass a tapeworm while an f-11 would be needed for a loggerhead turd. Butthole f stops can get out of sync with excessive anal sex which can and often does result in turd whittling.(passing a turd through too small of orifice)
This one ole gal I knew had a gaping bunghole because her butthole f stops were all messed up.
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