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A man puts his sac on a girl's face, a nut in each eye, and lets one rip right into her mouth.
Mozart Sat on Queen Victoria's face, and promptly farted one of his symphonies into her mouth. Victoria didn't like her Arabian sun goggles on a windy day adventure.
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A black sun emoji 🌚 is used in sexting to indicate a willingness to experience strangulation, masachism, or other torture that potentially could cause death.
Up for some serious (black sun emoji) 🌚games ? My last girlfriend was but she isn’t available anymore.
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when a lacrosse bro bares their sexy arms on a sunny day.
Jeff: suns up guns out
Dan: Booyahkasha!!!
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A phrase used to indicate the arrival of a buzzsaw, especially when said buzzsaw is the topic of a rude discussion.
"Shut up guys, sun's out guns out" Mike said as Buzzsaw walked into the room
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A Place where We are known as the Mighty Wildcats!
A place where everyone knows everything about you cause no one can keep secrets and cause the school's so small you can see who your looking for when your standing on the stage or anywhere for that matter. A place were drama lives, and where friends are made, just gotta find out who is real and who is fake. And where the football team sucks but we all still go to watch! You'll never forget all the fun you had there.
person: what school do you go to?
Me: sun valley high school
person: isnt that school lame?
Me: nah it's dope man!
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What the school slut will ask you to do to her in the dumspter in the back of the school when it is 100 degrees outside. She will possibly get sunburned in the process.
Today, it was 100 degrees outside. The school slut, Emily, came up to me and asked "Oh daddy, can you please fuck me under the hot sun?" So I got her pregnant in the dumpster outside the cafateria door and left her there.
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when you have a passion for someone, that feels like fire in your stomach. the person feels so amazing, almost like Zeus!
For two years, i've liked Greg so much! Almost like i love him like the burning sun!
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