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Mentally Retarded but physically.
Nick is physically retarded.
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A nick name given to Miley Cyrus by the haters of Miley Cyrus because she is a retarded redneck cunt whore.
She's Miley Retarded.
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An employer that constantly hires retards to work in their shop
Well I just hired another moron... I must be the biggest retard wrangler.
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the about page from this web comic begins, "An entrancing comic strip suitable for children. It is drawn in MS paint buy sic a guy named eric, who likes to photograph children in the park on sunny days."
Electric Retard is truly an enchanting demonstration that art does not require fancy software or the ability to draw. Using only MS paint, a fertile mind full of good ideas, and just a little bit of hope for a better world, eric created art that truly defines the world in which we live.
I guess electric retard could also be an adjective to describe retards made of electricity.
After I read that comic from electric retard, I realized Hemingway, Faulkner, Kafka, Dostoevsky, and Twain were all talentless hacks.
guy 1: Man, I feel bad for making fun of that electric retard.
guy 2: You should. He's retarded!
guy 1: No, that's not why I feel bad. He heard and started shocking me. Now I can't get it up.
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Popularized by the movie "Beautiful Girls," it is something that, if you eat too much, will make you retarded.
If you don't understand the definition, you've eaten too many retard sandwiches.
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A professional retard. Someone that takes it to the highest professional level. ie. Higher then SemiPro Retard.
On the way home from the bar we saw a couple of pro retards yelling on the street.
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a person who acts very similar to a seal that is retarded.they yelp in a strange way that is best summed up by arf arf arf. this bizarre creature has a fetish of touching butts that are covered in butter. mating rituals for this animal are on a creeper level- they punch the face of the person that they want to mate with. scary I know.
kathi: arf arf arf
Sam: oh god its a retarded seal
Ethan: what the fists!
Matt: OW it punched me in the face!
Sam: FACE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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