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The act of getting Sexually assaulted in a very violent way; Generally getting a asshole resizing.
Guy: Bro there eating my ass in this game so hard is like I'm getting Graped Aped.
Other guy: Damn man rip to ya.
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A class that's really not as hard as it seems, that is, after you've been raped by the villain and left impregnated. A child shall be born unto you and its name shall be success. After that, it's all about reading and listening. You could, however, get an abortion (i.e. fail) but this is just as mentally, physically, and emotionally scarring as pushing through to give your baby a good life, a better life, so just keep that baby. You'll cry at night, cry in the morning, and cry tears of joy when that baby is a fully grown 5 on the exam.
Ask questions about shit that ISN'T ALREADY EXPLAINED IN THE BOOK (that includes YOU Fucknuts) and study all the time!
Rookie: "I'm in AP US History. It's SOOOO Hard! Can you help me study?"
Veteran: "Fuck no."
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a fuck-all hard class. taken by sophmores, usually ap virgins, who are about to get metaphorically ass-raped to stretch their asshole to the size of goatse. generally possible to BS with a lot of patience, the ap exam can be passed without learning much in the entire class. what little you did learn, you will forget over the summer. god forbid kagan wrote your ap euro book.
"Hehe, someone crossed out 'a hero' and wrote 'an hero' in my ap eurpean history book. I spent so much time laughing I couldn't concentrate on the rest of the chapter. fuck."
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"Because of ap european history, I know that 'defenestration' means 'getting thrown out of the window.'"
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"Why does the ap european history teacher use 'we' when talking about herself?"
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AP F=ma with all conceptual problems and never any actual numbers.
eg
"I brought my calculator to the AP Physics 1 Test"
"HA you have no power here!"
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Grape juice, Monkey drink, African pop
White man: "I bet that nigger drinks ape juice"
other white man: "Ya, them apes cant live without grape soda"
Black man(monkey):"HOLY SHIT, THIS GOES PERFECT WITH MY KFC"
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Ape Hangers are handlebars on a motorcycle that look extremely high. Way back when you would usually see black people on them dead which coined the term Ape Hanger.
"Mommy look at the man with the Ape Hangers"
"Look away johny it's a black man on the Handle bars"
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A great movie that came out in late summer 2011 with great action and a great cast.
Hey, wanna see Rise of the Planet of the Apes this weekend?
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