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n. 1. Not really good looking enough to be a trophy bride, but every bit as skanky."
It's not an honor just to be nominated. Get a new toupee and sell your '92 Miata. Thanks for playing.
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Scammell starter buttons. Adjective. Describing large nipples.
She was lovely..thoroughly enjoyed playing with her Scammell starter buttons.
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chill out, quit having a temper tantrum, WEAR IT, it's not the end of the world, things could be a lot worse, get laid, smoke some weed, take a chill pill, be cool,
Larry (playing Black Ops): Jesus Christ I fucking knifed him!!! How the fuck did he shoot me?
John: No you didn't.
Larry: Fuck you dude. I hit R1 before he could even shoot, this is bullshit!!
John: Hit that relax button you fucking baby!!
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The most horrible thing to ever exist on YouTube
The like button gets a lot more attention than me...
~the dislike button
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Slang for saving and/or helping someone in a situation such as avoiding stalkers or carrying someone out of a burning building. Most commonly used as a term for those who manage to keep the buttons on a jacket from receiving much stress.
Dude 1: I'm gonna sit down
Dude 2: Unbutton your jacket! Keeping it buttoned and sitting down could strech them out!
Dude 1: thanks man! You saved my buttons!
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1. Someone who is always ready to pounce on your precious pink butthole. Thus, making you uncomfortable at all times, never feeling truly safe.
Synonyms: tree jumper, toucher, butthole snatcher, faggoty.
I can't even get in the truck at work without that dirt button bandit Ben oogling my sacred starfish.
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when you are having sex and right before you cum, you pull out and ejaculate in her belly button. then later squeeze it out of her belly button like you are milking a cow
my friend: i had the best sex last night
me: did you do some belly button milking
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