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hard cafe

when you get hard while drinking coffee

ohhhh ya i have a giant hard cafe rn. im at starbucks with my gf

by flapper jacks me September 19, 2017


rockin it hard

when someone proudly walks around with a massive boner in public.

That guys rockin it hard.

by slapboichild September 6, 2022


Hard Three

1. When you are asked to pay a 3 dollar surcharge for driving your friends after offering to drive.
2. Extremely unimpressive girth

1. Yo broths, if you need a ride, all you have to do is pay me a hard three.
2. My sister was planning on hooking up with this guy, but after she saw he had a hard three, she got the fuck out of there.

by bpkings9 January 2, 2012


hard clothes

Jeans, tailored jackets, bras, or any clothing that is not soft and comfortable. The opposite of sweatpants.

I have not worn any hard clothes during quarantine, except for one work video conference.

by Vasha97 October 29, 2020


hard money

Any money in coin form, not paper. Most commonly refered to as “hard money” when people see loose change on the street. This occurrence prompts the people who saw the coins to drop what they’re doing, put their hands up, and say “hard monayy!” The origin of this action is unknown, but said to be good luck.

Person 1: Oh, so you work at a bank counting coins?
Person 2: Yeah, I handle a lot of hard money on a daily basis.

by Thefoxofflames October 9, 2017


hard meds

See Viagra

i need my meds, hard meds that is, so I can get up. (Viagra)

by GeShan October 29, 2017


hard n

when someone mistakes hard r for hard n.

Dud, I can't say the hard n.
> What?
> Oh you meaning the hard r.
Well fuck me Jesus Christ.

by lolifucker August 3, 2022