Random
Source Code
Random
The ancient Mayan civilization predicted that on December 21, Y2K12, Chuck Norris will be utterly pwned. His demise will spell the end of our protection from aliens. The aliens will invade and enslave the human race to harvest us for our internal organs. The whole Y2K12 thing is just a "cooler" way to say 2012 for all you r-tards out there that couldn't figure that out.
Guy:1 What if the Mayans are right about December 21, Y2K12? Chuck Fan: IT'S NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!! Guy1: But what if? Chuck Fan: LISTEN..If Chuck Norris loses, the universe will implode, there's no way in hell there will even BE any aliens to invade.
62👍 13👎
Getting a blumpkin from a transexual, and said transexual looks like Johnny Depp.
I was so drunk last night that I ended up in the bathroom getting a 21 Blump Street; does that make me gay?
12/21/2012 is the day everyone says that the world will end because it was predicted by nostradamus and its the end of the mayan calendar. Some strongly believe in this, while others do not.
IF YOU BELIEVE IN THIS THEN BE PREPARED TO DIE. BUT IM GONNA LIVE MY LIFE HAPPILY INSTEAD OF BEING SCARED OF SOMETHING THATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN. JUST STATING MY OPINION.
ME: do u believe in that 12/21/2012 stuff?
HER: yeah,i found out about it.
ME: you actually believe in that?
HER: yeah
ME: wow, its so stupid, i mean, did the world end on 6/6/06?
HER: its kinda like a proven fact that the world is gonna end in 2012
ME: HOW? GIVE ME PROOF.
HER: i have an entire book on it
HER: it had all the prophecies on it
ME: STUPID NOSTRADAMUS!
ME: well i want to let you know, its not gonna happen.
HER: okay
ME: DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO BELIEVE THAT WERE GONNA DIE IN 6 YEARS?
HER: it doesnt matter cause were gonna die in the end anyway.
ME: WAY TO KEEP YOUR HOPES UP.
110👍 30👎
the act of not being able to drink untill 21. something invented in california by some fucked guy with a 2 inch cock. i think im speaking for everyone under the age of 21.
getting pulled over by a cop:
"where are you girls going" "heheheh back home" "step out of the car please and recite your abc's" "fuck you dick head" "ladies are you aware the drinking age of 21 cock sucking law?"
90👍 26👎
The Day the world is "supposed" to end. But its the day that every single fuckery on this planet is gonna feel incredibly stupid when NOTHING HAPPENS.
Derp: Omigosh it's December 21, 2012!!!! THE WORLD IS GONNA END!
Me: Keep on talkin bitches......
49👍 12👎
Whenever a person from the military dies, a group of seven soldiers fire off three shots each. 7 times 3 equals 21, thus the name 21 gun salute.
In order to honor Captain Robert Jordan, some soldiers from the Navy fired a 21 gun salute.
386👍 131👎
A person who is at the Age around 20-26 who likes anime girls on a weird level and no life’s the hell out of video games, and is usually a asshole.
Person 1: being a 21 year old sucks dude. Person 2: I know man, I know.
11👍 1👎