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A beached whale is made by turning off the water to someone's toilet, then flushing the toilet so that the bowl is devoid of water, then taking a shit.
Andrew was a terrible party host, so I left him a beached whale.
This is when you take a shit and you are super constipated and it is really hard to come out. In the end, it is just a few little pebble sized nuggets. Hence, "Pebble Beach" it is a touch golf course and it is named after pebble's.
"Hey, you where in the shitter for a long time?"
"Yah, I just played a round at Pebble Beach"
Place in along the Youghiogheny River in Western PA. And is a heroin hotspot that has seen a lot of overdoses.
Billy: “Hey lets go to Smithton Beach!”
Tyler:”Isn’t that where my cousin got married last summer?”
Old people on the beach wearing speedos or bikinis that have had a bit too much sun in their life so their skin looks like tanned leather.
Get a load of that beach lizard.
When your wife cooks you up some good chicken nuggets and so she be like "bone at the beach
"Your chicken nuggets are ready hun, here you go, bone at the beach!"
Simultaneously the best and most disappointing beach toy in the universe. One inflates it, and expects it to be a ball- yet looks on in disappointment as your Poundland beach toy turns out to be a fucking cube.
the act of pulling down your pants and squatting to urinate
“Alex, stop palm beaching in public!”