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When a someone maturbates and their cum will dry on their pubic hairs, the hair will then become hard or stiff. After the crispy bush phase is complete, you can rub your finger on your pubic hairs and white flakes will come off
After John and Maria had sex, johns cum dried on his pubic hairs resulting in a crispy bush
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When a soldier has spent 15 weeks out bush without a shower he is considered to have Bush Dick, complete with fungal infection and uncleaned masturbation leftovers.
Jake: johnno went clubbin with a 12 week bush dick and picked up some slut and smashed her, he had enough dick cheese to put Bega (australian cheese manufacturer) out of business.
Jordo: fuck man, bush dick strikes again! What a whore.
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A small and rather polite bush that dwells in another's garden and gets fucked regularly.
1. I REALLY NEED A SHIT! Oh, I'll just fuck that Egg bush first, damn it's fine...
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Person 1: Whoa!
Person 2: I'D TAP THAT!
Person 1: What a fine specimen of an Egg bush she is too, i'd ride her like a parakeet.
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This is a womens fanny sets on fire by the man going Super Saiyan on her hairy clit.
Caelan: '' Have you seen what happened on Coronation Street today? ''
James: '' Oh yh I heard that Bethany Platt got a Bush Fire ''
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One having a big bush, the bush is very big due to it being left for months on end without tending too. Therefore, giving one a grampy bush
"Good thing you told me about having a Grampy Bush or else i wouldnt be able to wheel so many broads"
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Canadianism for a maple syrup (and maple sugar) farm. So-called because these operations harvest sap from wild maple trees, so the "farm" is actually forest, known in Canada as "the bush."
It has nothing to do with a woman's sweet sweet pubic area, although it sure does sound like it.
"Jacques and me, we went down to Yvette's sugar bush to get some sweet, sweet syrup, eh?"
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The president that all ignorant teenagers hate but when asked why they hate him the response most of the time is "well he is dumb?" or "we are in war for now reason?" but best of all "i just do." In reality they are just trying to be rebelious and part of a fad. However the few logical responses by people that have a sufficient amount of knowledge in poltics opposing our president is indeed respected.
The reason President George Bush won the election is because america's youth cannot vote.
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