Flap Lacker

A Flap Lacker is someone who performs the art of Flap Lacking.Flap lacking originated in England in the middle ages,when King Henry The 8th smoked too much 'cabbage of the mountain' and mistook one of his Exotic Dancers for a life size porcelain bong statues.

Terrified the dancer did nothing,while The King proceeded to 'take a hit' from her ass.

Flap Lacking
Lips are placed over the rectal orifice while the right hand is placed over the sausage wallet and is gently released and applied as a 'clutch' from a bong..enjoy ensuing head rush..

That guys breath smells horrible like he was Flap Lacking or something

Guy: did u fart? Other Guy: no I was Flap Lacking your mom last night

The Dirty Sanchez has nothing on Flap Lacking

Guy:Being a Flap Lacker is a bizarre fetish don't you think?

Girl: What's that?
Guy: Check urban dictionary..ha ha

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belly flap

used to discribe a woman with a scar from a C section

dude did you see that belly flap walk by

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Prize Flap

An absolute flap...see flap and pick whichever definition you feel is best suited to your needs.

Lauren is a prize flap!

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meaty flaps

The flaps of an overweight woman's genitalia considered extreamly meaty

"Look at those flaps so large and fat"

" surely you mean she has meaty flaps?"

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cat flaps

Where the labia (womans lips :) ) hang low and create a flap.
I was watching a tv program where a woman had saggy lips, it reminded me of a cat flap.... And as another word for the vagina is pussy (cat) and people call the lips fanny flaps I put two n two togther.... VOILAAA! Cat flaps!!

"Get you cat flaps out!!l
The old lady bent over to reveal her cat flaps
The womans cat flaps whistled in the wind

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mud flaps

Noun

An excess of anal skin due to the extensive sexual use of your rectum.

Dumbass terms: you take it too much in the pooper

J: I think i got dead horsed at the fraternity house last night.

K: How do you know?

J: Because I woke up on their astroturf with nothing but my mud flaps to keep me warm.

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butt flap

A loincloth. A term used first in George of the Jungle, but most notably in George of the Jungle 2.

"He keeps the deed in his what?"
"His, um, butt flap..."

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