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British for the delicious meat snack, "Slim Jim".
I say ol' mate, care to part take in my Slender James?
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When a slutty girl can shoot pool by putting the stick in her vagina
Did you see That girl sink that 8 ball doing a Dirty James
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Amazingly talented and funny singer/songwriter from Southend, Essex. Doesnt get enough credit considering how much he changed the music industry. James is responsible for converting many teenage girls from being fans of S Club 7 and Westlife etc and expanding their musical tastes :D He started Busted with Matt Willis in 2002 and then Charlie Simpson joined the band until they split up in Jan 2005. Then he created Son of Dork who are now on a break as all their members are busy doing different things. Then people discovered that James was off in New York doing American stuff like seeing the Hollywood sign etc. James is currently in New York in America making a solo album which will be released soon and will be electric. He is also writing a musical apparently called Loserville: The musical (after the S.O.D album).
James is also known for being one of the weirdest (in a good way) people on the entire planet. He talks in a partly-American accent, doesnt wash his trousers and claims that people go into space when they die. He is also obsessed with the best film ever, Back to the future and even wrote Busted's second single, Year 3000 about it. He's even got a DeLorean now :D Groovy.
Clueless person: Who's that blonde guy with all the different bands who talks kind of American and jumps around a lot with a guitar with other guys with weird hair?
Fan: Great scott, It's James Bourne!
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James Ruse Agricultural High School is a selective high school in Carlingford, Sydney, known primarily for their prowess in the Higher Schools Certificate. Their name is commonly contracted to 'Ruse'.
Having come first in the state for the HSC every year since 1995, over 60% of students achieve and UAI/ATAR of over 99.00, and in excess of 90% over 98.00. As a result, many myths have formed regarding James Ruse, their study habits and neurological functioning.
Despite these myths, students at James Ruse are perfectly normal, and achieve highly in various activities. James Ruse has frequently been the overall Hills Zone champion in the SSA sporting carnivals, as well as performed admirably in leadership, drama, music, and various International Olympiads. A ridiculous amount of school pride stems from these events.
About 99% of students at James Ruse are from a non-English speaking background, predominantly Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indian and Sri Lankan.
James Ruse is on very good terms with NSG, NSB, SGS, PLC, SB, SG, Girra, Hornsby, Normo, Cherry Tech, Carlo High, Cumbo, Muirfield, Model Farms, and many more. Most famously, with Baulko. Love you guys :)
A: You didn't buy a house in Carlingford in anticipation that you'll get into James Ruse, did you?
B: I did. I got into Baulko.
A: I wish I went to James Ruse.
B: So do I.
A: I had a wonderful dream last night... I dreamt I made it into James Ruse.
B: I had a nightmare last night... I dreamt I didn't make it into James Ruse. Then I woke, and realised it was a reality.
A: FML, mate.
A: Are you a nuclear physicist? You must be from James Ruse!
B: No, I'm from Baulko. The James Ruse people are all doctors.
A: Hello, I'm from James Ruse.
B: I'm so turned on right now.
Common Myths about James Ruse:
- Ruse students are lifeless nerd who only know how to study.
False. Those are the year 12s; the rest are fine, for the time being.
- Eating is banned in the library, explaining their slim physiques.
True. We are all ridiculously sexy because of this.
- Ruse kids have never had girl/boyfriends.
False. There is a notorious spot behiind T1.5 that falsifies this point.
- Students anal douche cows in year 10.
False. Only the teacher demonstrates artificial insemination in agriculture.
- A favourite pastime is to sit in a circle and recite pi until someone drops out.
False. A majority of students only know pi as the natural constant specifying the ratio of the circumference to the diameter.
- The only sport Ruse students play is chess.
False. Shut up, chess isn't a damn sport.
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james’ girlfriend is most likely to be called keira. just like Keira Knightley and James Righton.
wow look it’s james’ girlfriend
the act of watching porn in a church ceremony
'ere look at that fucker'
'whats he doing?'
'he's doing a james!'
'dirty bastard'
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american writer (active 50s-80s) who wrote fiction and essays about racism, sex and culture
hey, i read that james baldwin book