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a shithole located next to Pennsylvania, New York, and Delaware. everyone here is an asshole. the entire state is New York City's bitch except for southwestern new jersey its Philly's bitch. Camden has the largest amount of ghetto per square inch in the world, counting africa.
Who is that guy over there with the slicked back hair acting like Tony Soprano?
Must be from New Jersey.
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New Jersey girls aint' trash, trash gets picked up...
Oh man look at that pile of trash and smell that stink in the air... we must be in new jersey
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1. New York's dumpster
2. Leading mullet exporter since 1930
3. Home of Jon Bon Jovi.
"Those gangstas from da NYC aint seen nuffin yet. Stylin' mullets and methed up Bon Jovi fanatics... man, that's the real ghettoz. Ya heard me? New jersey!"
"He's a prick, he's obviously from Jersey."
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A place where people do nothing and claim that they are the greatest.
1. New Jersey kisses the asses of New York and Long Island.
2. Wow! I just realized how boring New Jersey is!
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Hot chicks (like Tara Reid) dudes in camaros and fast talkin hard core mofos cus they got stuck inbetween Philly and NYc. JErsey What
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It means always being there for each other. It means eating junk food for dinner. It means going up and down the elevator 10 million times, even if there are only two floors. It means laughing incessantly and drinking a can (or two) of Red Bull daily. Being a Jersey Girl has nothing to do with knowing how to crack a piece of gum. It has everything to do with the bonds between four best friends that will remain unbroken for life.
"Cause nothing matters in this whole wide world
When you’re in love with a Jersey girl" -The Boss
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probably the rudest guys you will ever meet. prefer skeezy clubs to parties, and prefer skanky ass jersey girls to classy women. can be seen in a wife beater and sideburns at any time of the year.
"he's a jersey guy....you dont wanna touch that."
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