Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.
I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!
The biggest hoe in the world! She is not pretty, even though she thinks she is😂 but she’s really fucking ugly. She’s the type of person that leads people on and no one really likes her when she thinks someone does! Ugliest person alive! Biggest whore ever!
God I hate that Haylee!
She’s such a fucking hoe!
Don’t date her she will give you diseases!!! Ewwww
Haylee is the biggest hoe!
God that girl is like a Haylee Lane
Psycho crazy ass bipolar theatre bitch
Friend: Ava Lane is my new gf!
Me: BRO NO DONT DO IT. GET OUT OF IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN. SHE’LL BE THE END OF YOU. SHES A CRAZY BIPOLAR ASS BITCH
Peny Lane is a person whose cuteness is so intense, even the thought about her warms your heart. Peny Lane is my baby pie
A hug from Peny Lane gives me peace.
When you and your boys set out to get laid with you black friend, but fail, leading to interracial bro sex
Man those girls were hot, but fuck it it let's just get an uber to licorice lane.
Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.
It is impossible to not like Kristian.
All women love Kristian.
Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.
On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.
On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.
Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.
He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.
Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.
Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.
Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.
When 2 cars in different lanes both switch into their counterpart's lane at the same time.
eg: Car A moves from the left lane into the right lane. At precisely the same time Car B moves from the right lane into the left lane.
Commonly the cars involved in the lane exchange are in close proximity (1-3 cars apart) however an exchange can take place over greater distance without either party being aware of it.
The lane exchange is Mother Nature's way of returning traffic pressure to equilibrium.