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The person who says they are Christan but only goes to church on Christmas
"You going to church Joe?"
"Nah I'mma just watch the live stream."
"Wow you are a lazy Christan."
When your girlfriend is blowing you on the drive home, climbs on your car naked to fuck you, you suggest going to the bedroom. She puts on makeup and lingerie, but your ass passes out while she’s getting ready.
I drank too much tonight and I became a real lazy lippy.
A phrase said by the Dr. Kawashima in Brain Age and Brain Age 2 for the DS.
Using your body in such a way that there is less effort in your everyday actions, making it easier to perform those actions and less painful. Through learning a practice such as Feldenkrais, we can gain a body awareness of how we move our bodies. Gokhale and Alexander method help too.
I’ve perfected my efficient laziness, now I rarely drag my feet when I walk.
Now that I’ve learned how to use my whole body to use my pen, my hand doesn’t hurt anymore when I write essays.
My pain and inflammation has gone down because my nervous system is using efficient laziness and not putting as much strain on my muscles.
I was the oldest man in my martial arts tournament but I did THE BEST and beat everyone because I learned efficient laziness.
The funniest, sharpest, most acerbic, and most lazy troll. He is paradoxically extremely learned, the width and breadth of his knowledge is astounding. This savant can make you belly laugh and dazzle you with knowledge in esoterica subjects.
Each and every day, I hope and pray that Lazy Savant guy gets draped by a pack of neighbours