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A faggot who has never had a girlfriend in his life and will never have one. He lies all of the time and wants to be fudge-packed by Albert Wesker. Also likes to inflict pain on little girls with his Indiana Jones whip and boomerang uni-brow. He suffers from masochism. He also likes to throw puppies and guinea pigs off of cliffs.
Worst insult ever? That kid is such a Matthew Gregory.
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a matthew is a dumb cunt who suckes to much dick and doesn't own up to things he did
oh my fucking god... matthew does not confess that he cheated
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A highly autistic child that only says "no u." and dabs all the time. He is not good at dabbing!
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1) A man who has a tendency to allow woman to ride him
2)A man who goes into Kid- Cudi Induced coma's
3)Usually a man who will clap anyones cheeks in a childrens toy store
OMG!!! Matthew literallly clapped my cheeks at the Lego store while we listened to Sonic: Beat It by Micheal Jackson.
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A kid who usually loves watching hentai. Matthews are sadistic inside and love to pop their tootsie rolls into usually korts ass. They are very immature and they are vagina repellent
Hannah:Ew look at that kid he’s watching hentai
Makena:Yeah who’s that kid anyway
Kort: That Matthew
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hes strong has a big dick and is a extremely attractive latino. He has a sexy girlfriend and loyal friends that will back him any time. He also has excellent hair and brown eyes.
Matthew is long and a cute guy.
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Damn Matthew he got them big calves. He walks like a beast.. no one messes with Matthew. Clumsy as fuck, your nose piercing will fly out if mat throws a pillow at you... if your near him you will get bruises...
“Hey man, wear thick clothing, that mans a Matthew”
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