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medium mike

A person named Mike that is sized neither large nor small, but approximately halfway between the two. Used as a slightly derogatory term as medium implies that this Mike lies in the statistical median of all Mike data.

That kid Keys is acting like a real Medium Mike lately. What a douche.

by ZAX Attack September 30, 2020

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to mike faist

to suddenly disappear during a zoom call/livestream due to the used device running out of battery

"Did he just disappear?"
"He didn't charge his devices, he'll never learn not to mike faist"

by finleyh October 17, 2021

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mike shmidt

A true asshole. Even though he is one sexy man..

Look at Mike Shmidt! He can control the cameras!

by Mari!Bish February 1, 2015

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Micro Mike

A guy with a really short penis

Oh Tom, you're such a Micro Mike

by CrazeWay February 4, 2018

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Jack mike

1. To take over a microphone during a rap battle. 2.To be on top of your game.

1. "He was a weak M.C.so I had to make a jack mike move."
2. Person 1 " How are you sir ?"
Person 2 " Man, I'm jack mike"

by Colin Powell, Tupac, Jay-Z, and Michael Jordan January 26, 2005

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Mike's dip

7 layer dip modified to accomodate a slightly picky, yet wonderful and amazing guy who doesn't like olives and wilty lettuce. Make it for awesome boyfriends who are just a little quirky about random veggies. Is best served during sporting events like Superbowl, football parties, etc where said boyfriend can induldge and exclaim over how amazing his girlfriend is in between various sporting plays.

Wow, Mike's dip is fabulous with these Chili and Lime chips.

Is that real guacamole in Mike's dip?

My significant other should learn to make Mike's dip and be as awesome as Mike's girlfriend is.

by a pretty cool girlfriend February 9, 2010

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Mike Childs

Someone on a social media website, who will comment on any posts stating his/her opinion -tagged or not-. Usually, the opinion causes disagreement and the result is a full blown arguement which ends with Obama shutting the government down again. Mike Childs' post statuses / pictures, and when someone expresses their opinion on it they must prove them wrong.

Person: I hate gays.
Mike Childs: Gays are like by society, it's the government that doesn't like gays.

by Home_Pope May 15, 2014

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