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minge lard

An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.

Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...

Mate 2: Why bruv?

Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...

by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021


Minge

A funny name for a woman's vagina most commonly used in the UK or England.

"Wow, the last time I saw you, you had a nice, proper tight minge. Now your pussy looks like a rag doll that was a children's homess center reject!"

" Don't be mean! Just because I choose to be a loose, cum dumpster doesn't mean you can shame my body! How dare you!"

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022


Minge

minge is another word for car

I have a green minge!

by agsishaaiajam May 19, 2021


Minge

The fishy fanny of the women. Sometimes a moldy fanny can be referred to as minge. Fucking minge can be a delightful thing or disgusting depending on your sexual orientation.

Harry: "i fucked jessicas mean minge last night"
Ben: "was it fishey? "

by One time fuck December 11, 2020


minge

in britain a minge is known as a car

brandon: i’m gonna get a brand new minge today but i’m not sure what colour
toby: i got a white minge but i prefer the grey ones

by jxrdan January 19, 2021


Minge

a car

brandon: i am going to go get a new minge today, what colour do you have?
oliver: i have a white minge but i prefer grey

by jxrdan January 19, 2021


Minge

British slang for vagina, or another slang word pussy.
The Female body part vagina

Person: "im gonna do her hard in teh minge"
person2: "i didnt ask...gross"

by SHATTERING December 29, 2022