your mum's pitted clam

Your mum's pitted clam (YMPC). Can be used as a comeback to any call

- You suck
- Your mum's pitted clam!

-Hey how's it going?
-Your mum's pitted clam!

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yo mum gay lol

The gangster and way deadlier version of your mom gay lol.Where as your mom gay lolwill end your career, (yo mum gay lol will instantly killeveryone that has ever been with in contact with you

Person: your so dumb that when-
Me:yo mum gay lol
Instantly kills whole family friends and all peers

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I fucked your mum

Something you would say to someone to piss them off

Hey Jono, I fucked your mum

@everyone ur mum gae

Hell nah butt hell so a guy just is hell momma gae

me on discord @everyone ur mum gae

Put your mum in the crapper

Said in a fake british accent, its meant as an insult or threat.

"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"

I facebooked your mum

An insult thrown at someone to show them how much of a flirt their mum is thus probably making her a slut.

Dave: steve your retarded
Steve: I facebooked your mum

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swear on my mums life

A term used in order to make someone know you're telling the truth 100% and that if you are lying your mother will die.

Scott: Did ya hear C-Dogs mum went to jail fam?
Greg: Dat some bullshit
Scott: Na bruv I swear on my mums life.

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