Random
Source Code
Random
nice hair is widely known as a complement towards a hairstyle. usually used to respond to questions.
mother: son, can you take out the trash please?
son: nice hair.
or
son: dad, look at that man's hair!
father: nice hair, he's a balding faggot son.
6👍 7👎
In the sport of disc golf when a player makes a nice shot at the basket other players in the group may say "nice up". Basically it means nice shot. Note this is note said for a nice drive, just approach shots.
I was hundreds of feet from the basket, i hurled my disc and nailed it! Joe slapped me five and said "nice up!"
6👍 7👎
A sarcastic expression addressing someone who looks or acts in an unbecoming way. They never understand...
Person 1: Nice pants
Person 2: Thanks! I thought my mom's neon green spandex would make an excellent fashion statement today even though I'm a 25 yearold male.
Person 1: Nice pants
Person 2: Does that mean you want to sleep with me?
6👍 7👎
A tattoo on the left ass cheek of a voluptuous, huge-assed woman named Agnes.
"Isn't that Nice Ass well designed?"
"Look at the Nice Ass on that nice ass! Isn't it breathtaking?"
51👍 103👎
The pansy that has been raised to treat women with "respect" and "dignity" and feels obliged that the woman owes him a relationship in return. Most likely the girl will say, "You're a nice guy, etc..." and he will be relegated to puppy love flirting and countless hours of masturbation using his tears as lubrication. He will then become so pissed off, he will rant about how women don't see him for what he is and that all us bad boys get the women. Ultimately the nice guy will try to become a "bad boy" himself but just be made a fool of himself by girls that see him attempting to hide his insecurites, forcing him to revert back to his nice guy ways and the cycle starts all over again.
Hot Latina Chick - John is such a nice guy! He sees me for who I am and is always there for me!
Bad Boy - Would you fuck him?
Hot Latina Chick - Oh, God no! This is all yours.
Grow some balls, nice guys! Don't put the pussy on a pedastal!
77👍 163👎
A man wasting his penis. He'll never get any pussy, of any kind (unless he rapes the chick). He's never seen breasts outside of the internet. He's a blackened husk of a man, and a worthless heap of dust. This is the kind of guy women just love to hate. This is the kind of guy who thinks he's getting somewhere with a woman, but is actually nothing more than "Friend" material to any being wielding a vagina. He pines over the girl, and when he doesn't get her, he claims to all of his friends that he's dating her, or is in the "process of", which basically means he's stalking her. He has pictures of her sleeping on his walls, hes got shrines and shit, and he whacks off to her image. Nightly.
That nice guy wont stop calling me, and hes knocking at my front door.
66👍 141👎