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An exclamation of disgust or humor towards someone trying to be cool to fit into a social group, with little knowledge of what the group is about; being clumsy and unaware of what's going on.
Synonym: poser
"Oh, great! North Side, Tommy!"
"That new kid was all, 'North Side'!
"Stop trying to be 'North Side,' man."
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The North Face is a brand of clothing usually worn by people who know nothing of style and just enjoy being a conformist. These people are usually F.O.B.(fresh off boat) and of asian decent, but not necessarily.The brand of clothing is usually accompanied by a ghotti blow out, Zippo lighters and a phone designed for construction workers-nextels.
These people are of course not without enemies: people with the ability to think beyond the limitations of a 2 mile radius, people with a sense of style, goths, tourist and jews.
People who wear TNF and wear it proudly can do so, even against such crude scrutiny, simply by using a defensive measure where they hynotize themselves into believing that everyones just jealous and everyones too poor to afford this brand of clothing.
You know what your doing? You're wearing the badge of fobbiness, take The North Face off!
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A nice place to live until you decide where you really want to live.
The so-called mountains are hours away from all the cities and are have no views as they are not really mountains and covered with trees. More like foothills.
The beaches are hours away from all the cities and hot as hell in the summer. The typical Carolina beach vacation is to rent a house miles from any restaurants and try not to get too burnt. There are no waves to speak of.
The Golf courses are World Class. And very numerous. The only thing that outnumber the golf courses are the churches. About a par-5 between churches.
The state is bordered to the south by South Carolina, a place so shockingly devoid of culture and populated by religious bigots that it makes one wonder what happens at the otherwise invisible state line.
The so-called cities are really overgrown suburbs. All linked together along the Interstate by strip-malls.
The state university system is very good. It is assumed that all residents are interested in college basketball and that you follow one of the local teams. You will be expected to be able to discuss basketball as easily as the weather.
The state-pastime is to go to the local Mall. Mall's in North Carolina fill up like it's Christmas every weekend.
If North Carolina were West of the Rockies it would be even more boring than Oregon.
Me: I'm moving from North Carolina.
You: Why ?
Me: Everything here is about half-way. I know what I want now.
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the best person ever goes there. you probably dont know him. only because you arent cool enough to. y'all shouldnt hate because you're poor and live in the equivalent of missouri's boothill in a doublewide. go cry about it to your daddy working in a coal mine.
person: do you know the coolest person ever?
2ndperson: does he go to north allegheny?
person: yeah.
2ndperson: no i live in the equivalent of missouri's boothill in a doublewide. i cry about it to my daddy who works in a coal mine. i hate because im not cool enough to know him.
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A town in central New Jersey. Has way too many mexicans and blacks. There are also about 5 different Subway restaurant within one mile of each other. The schools are ghetto. The roof leeks, but the teachers are pretty ok.
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Refers to the suburbs along Lake Michigan north of Chicago, where in the next several years, hundreds of "rich" people will be found out to be nothing more than superficial posers who badly abused their credit cards. Also site of hundreds and hundreds of ostentatious McMansions destined to become group homes because the people currently living in them can't afford them and they will be foreclosed, whereupon only truly wealthy people will live in mansions and the rest of these vulgar structures will be divided up so each roomer gets his/her own bedroom and bathroom.
Many North Shore moms driving black luxury SUV's in designer shades can only afford the lease because Dad hasn't made a mortgage payment in over two years and they're secretly mansion squatters.
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