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spread peanut butter on your dick and then fuck a girl in the ass; after ejaculation, force the girl to suck everything off the cock.
(optional) lick the Peanut Butter out of the girls ass.
Samantha wanted a snack so I gave her a Peanut Butter Suprise (PBS).
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When a female is allergic to peanut butter and gives you consent to cover you’re penis in peanut butter so when you “stick it in” she swells up, creating a perfectly tight hole.
“Dude... have you ever tried donkey punching you’re girl? it’s great!”
“No my girls allergic to peanut butter, so I can do a good old peanut butter fuck instead, it feels the same it just lasts a hole lot longer!”
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In the bedroom: Her vagina is the "peanut butter" whereas her anus is the "chocolate". It is fine to get some peanut butter in her chocolate but not the other way around. "Chocolate in the peanut butter" is this unfortunate state.
Usage outside of the bedroom:
Computer programmers may exclaim this when they mix up the binding of their duck-typed variables with incompatible variables for an unfortunate result.
"Oh no, I got chocolate in the peanut butter."
(said in front of co-workers in which whom only have experienced the bedroom version) "Oops, did I just say that?"
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When a guy takes his dick and sticks it into jar or peanut butter puts the peanut butter back into the cupboard. Then sticks his dick in the girls pooper. Then the girl licks off everything!
"hey baby want to do the peanut butter cup tonight"
"you know how hard that would be to get the peanut butter out of my ass"
=D
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When a man takes a laxative and then poops diarrhea into a womans vagina while she is on her period, and then has sex with her.
Man -Hey, Im gonna peanut butter and jelly you.
Woman -Cool
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a nub who is so nubby all other nubs dont realize he exists.
mike:i feel bad for the guy on locust team.
team: why
mike: they are treating him like a peanut butter nub
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The act of a dog licking your arse and balls clean of peanut butter
His dog licked Culleys Peanut Dish for the 9th time that day
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