pee balloon

Holding the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis at the end so no liquid can escape and then urinating so the foreskin fills up with wee like a balloon

Everyone is out on Friday night so I’m going to do a pee balloon in the shower

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Pee Wagon

When a person (primarily female) who at one time was attractive and desirable becomes fat, nasty, and/or skanky.

"Damn, did you see Emily? She got hit by the pee wagon!"

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pee myself

when you're so overwhelmed with joy or laughter that you could quite easily pee your pants. not to be confused with literally peeing yourself. it's a hypothetical situation that almost never happens.

liv: hey did you see that the new harry potter comes out july 15th?

sara: i know, i could totally pee myself!

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pee sex

When you piss in a condom, freeze it for 3-4 hours, microwave for 30 seconds, cool down in refrigirator for 1-2 hours, shove it on, penetrate your girlfriend/boyfriend, have some fun and go to town!

" Hey how was the pee sex last night? "

" Great, but Bobby forgot to cool it off in the fridge, so the piss gave me internal bleeding. FML "

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Cum pee

a piss that has the cum you didnt spit in your bitch in it

Man last night after i fucked shelia, i had a massive cum pee.

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pee drinker

One who is expelled from bootcamp for drinking their own urine out of a canteen.

Me: Ben why did you get kicked out of bootcamp?
Ben: I drank my own piss out of a canteen. I am a pee drinker.

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Pee and See

1. When a doctor asks you for a sample of urine to be sent for examining at a lab.

2. To see how far you can push your girlfriend before she dumps you.

1. "You think that lump might be cancer?"
"My Pee and See test results just came in--they were negative!"."

2. "You think your girl will let you squeeze her titties tonight?"
"I dunno. I guess I'll just hafta Pee and See."

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