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Post Harry Potter Trauma

Post Harry Potter Sadness (also abbreviated as 'PHPT') is a mental condition where once an individual finishes watching/reading Harry Potter, they realize that the ships in Harry Potter are not together in real life and magic is non-existent as well since (almost) everything is scientific. Reportedly 95% of the people have this after finishing the series. Many try doing magic themselves, but doing so only disappoints them. PHPT can be temporary or everlasting. (PHPT occurs commonly in females on the realization that they cannot date 'Draco Malfoy')

"I just finished Harry Potter!"
"Oh, you'll have PHPT soon just like we all did."
"What's that?"
"Post Harry Potter Trauma."
"Oh."

by Kittycorn Me December 17, 2022


Harry Potter-y

harry potteresque

the vibe was very harry potter-y

by Microwave22 December 9, 2022


Kory potter

someone who will out smoke and drink you in the same party! with a 8 inch dick!

have you seen that Kory potter he finished the whole gallon of vodka

by lolyourdrunkp November 18, 2021


Harry Freakin Potter

The 2nd Song in Starkid's A Very Potter Sequel

You're Harry Freakin Potter, we don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin or Oz! You're a whole hotter, with that lightning scar you're a superstar to us all, if we're in trouble we know who to call

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH January 30, 2023


i-pottering

wasting time dicking around with your i-phone with no philanthropic result.

Did you finish your assignment last night ?

Nah, I started i-pottering and before I knew it, it was midnight.

by Snow Bear December 18, 2009


heavenly potter

ungrateful little brat that only cares about herself she IS a complete bitch and a cunt

Heavenly Potter is so stupid.

by Amy Teller September 1, 2017


heavenly potter

A woman with a perfect body,by nature, designed to attract guys, thighs, hips,breasts, and the most lovely part of all, the Ass. She is sexy and funny, but most importantly a total BITCH.

For heaven's sake, she is so fucking HOT. HEAVENLY POTTER IS SEXY AND A COMPLETE BITCH.

by Amy Teller August 31, 2017