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Your office complex/community's landscape company. They come through blowing leaves and dirt all over the place and are gone in minutes!
The landscape people came through here like a Mexican Storm with their leaf blowers! Got garbage and crap all over my motorcycle.
A legendary state that exists only in Rob's mind that states that one owns all three magic monkeys (A, D and M).
Rob is delusional in his thoughts that he has the mythical perfect storm.
A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning
Damn did you also get a storm boner or is it just me.
Another, more colourful term for sex. The act of thrusting the penis into the vagina; The penis representing the soldier, the vagina representing the trenches.
Last night i got to storm the trenches on my wife.
When you are spending time with a loved one indoors during a storm outside.
My girlfriend and I are having a storm warm in front of the fire, cuddling.
“I am a good man in a storm.” -Arizona Robbins, Grey’s Anatomy