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Part two

Part two is The most amazing treat that was ever construed, and brought into TP

When Brian brought in part two, the whole class praised him because it was better then anything they had ever seen, in fact it was so great, Jesus himself came to experience the festivities

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Four by two

A mischievous act that is only completed once all members of a four memeber party succesfully perform upper deckers in four toilets of a household. Derived from the slang for shitting, "taking a number two."

Fredrick, Garth, & Juan knew they had completed a Four by two when they saw Keith come from the bathroom with a satisfied smile on his face.

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Two-Bit

A person who is sarcastic; a smartass

Shut up about it already, Two-Bit.

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two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

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Oneing the two

Attempting to remove stuck poop from a toilet with a well aimed high pressure stream of pee.

Are you Oneing the two in there?

Well, it's not like I have choice. You threw out the brush.

It was gross

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Two Stalled

Alt: Two Stalling

When you get so drunk or high you pass out on the floor of a bathroom stall and part of your body slips under that wall into the stall next to it.

Oh fuck, Shelly's two stalled in the ladies room...again.

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