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Jimmy likes to slap his purple helmet warrior
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A person who is obsessed with freedom of speech and will flaunt it in any way possible, yet ironically knows very little about the concept. In effect, someone who constantly tries to excuse douchebaggery by hiding behind their highly flawed understanding of free speech. Essentially they are like SJWs except their crusade centres around a warped view of free speech (instead of social justice) and their views tend to be right wing.
Free speech warriors tend to understand "freedom of speech" as "the obligation for others to listen to what I say and not be offended by or criticize it, except when I find it objectionable". Anyone who criticizes, takes offense or otherwise takes exception to speech that they don't personally feel affected by is engaging in "censorship" and hates free speech.
In practise, however, a free speech warrior often only cares about free speech when it agrees with them or if it doesn't affect them, and their defense of free speech may break down when met with opinions that they find to be highly objectionable. They will throw their crusade for free speech out the window and advocate or condone what they previously considered censorship for these views. They may even falsely invoke well-accepted exceptions (ex. inciting violence) to free speech when this happens.
Black woman: "Wow, someone called me a nigger bitch cunt. I don't want to talk to them anymore."
Free speech warrior: "Why? Do you not think he has the right to dissenting opinions? You must hate freedom!"
*On an online game*
Free speech warrior: "Gamer #1, you're a cocksucker and I hope you die a horrible death!"
Gamer: "Yeah, if you're going to keep being an asshole I'm just going to walk away."
Free speech warrior: "I have the right to be an asshole because it's in the First Amendment. Do you have a problem with that?"
Gamer: "I don't want to talk to you anymore." *hits mute and block*
Free speech warrior: "That gamer hates free speech. They're a commie marxist totalitarian who loves censorship!"
Forum user: "Wow, there are a bunch of trolls, flamers, shitposts and spammers in this forum. Can the mods please clean this place up?"
Free speech warrior: "You don't believe in free speech. FIRST AMENDMENT BITCHEZ!"
Headline 1: Holocaust supporter banned from speaking at University.
Free speech warrior: "That university is a leftist indoctrination school that hates free speech and dissenting opinions!"
Headline 2: Person who agrees with feminism banned from speaking at University
Free speech warrior: "Hooray! Good on them for not allowing commie brainwashing feminazi free speech hating cucks to speak! Freedom of speech is alive and well!"
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A new drug that uses a substance called akadina only found in the middle east. It is currently under debate of whether or not it should be allowed or not. Many kids are discovering this and taking advantage. According to the research done by Anthony huynh in the medical department at Stanford university, increased use of this drug has skyrocketed 45%.
Let's go out later and get some dragon warrior puff bro.
Someone who constantly switches windows when someone coming into the room while their watching something they shouldn't
"I was watching some sweet porn the other day, to bad I had to keep pressing alt tab because my mom was cleaning my room"
"You are a true alt tab warrior"
Another term for Science Troll. A person whom often argues from a Point of Authority without providing evidence of their own credentials. They are related to a Social Justice Warrior whom may not possess a strong position, but rather look for personal vindication and attention.
Don't be a Science Justice Warrior on my physics forum.
When a male removes his pants and places his cojones otherwise known as nuts, balls, crown jewels, and or nads on anothers face. The sack is placed over the nose and extends down the victims face. This act is called the Warrior Face Mask.
Yo dude, did you hear John gave Jimbo the Warrior Face Mask.
No way man, that's awesome!!
Tiffany said something in the room smelled funny, so I decided to give her the Warrior Face Mask.
A title obtained by accomplishing incredible feats in the quest for more beer.
Holy shit, did you just see the Brew-Ha-Warrior pound out those Keystones then destroy a mailbox?