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An unattractive woman hailing from the midwest or any other states with snowy winters.
I was at a party last night and there were nothing but snow donkeys roaming about.
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While performing anal sex, donkey punch the unfortunate participant and forcefully remove yourself from the situation as said participant tenses in recoil causing a pink sock.
Salute Your Shorts was on the television last night when Bill gave Kara some Donkey Lips.
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A dick that is extremly floppy and long, often has trouble getting erect and may need to use viagra. If erection lasts longer than 4 hours after taking the viarga pill, you need to seek major medical attetion
Dude, you have a "donkey dick"
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A southern US hobby.
A private club consisting of women fucking donkeys
Beatty's mom works down at the local donkey show
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When you’re hittin a chick from behind and right before you climax, you break your bong over her head.
Guy-“Yo, where’s your girl?”
You-“She still passed out from the Donkey Bong I gave her last night.”
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Former US Representative Dan Burton...unless he can prove otherwise.
That anti-vaxxer is a real Donkey Fucker.
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The Donkey Kong is a move that has to be done with preparation. After successfully completing intercourse the alpha male will then proceed to throw a barrel at his partner.
If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.
I wanted to use The Donkey Kong but she questioned why I had a barrel and I never read urban dictionary so I panicked, threw her inside and then rolled it down a hill...
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