Heavy Beanage

A term used to describe a negative or bad experience or occurance

That is some heavy beanage

Heavy Kung Fu

Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.

Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"

Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"

Heavy Gustav

A very big gun to tell people to fuck off

That guy has a Heavy Gustav, he must be telling us to fuck off

heavy banging

Super good looking, hot, fit, Sexy.

Jake: “Look at that fine ass over there”
Ryan: “Damn, she heavy banging”

heavy citrus

When you have a huge ass

Damn she packin some heavy citrus

Heavy beans

When something is really not ok

That drink is heavy beans

Gold Heavy

1. A big jewelry store with loads of gold for sale
2. A woman who wears lots of gold jewelry/necklaces/bracelets, rings, earrings, etc.
3. A goldmine with lots of unexcavated gold.

A: Look at that girl. She looks gorgeous.
B: She's gold heavy. She should be loaded.