Water Dog

The state of the male sex organ in which it is huge but not actually erect. Usually just before or after erection when it hangs down impressively inflated but not hard. Also known as a "Big Soft."

I'm glad I had a "Water Dog" instead of "shrinkage" when I had to drop my pants for that hot nurse.

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rusty water

The results of a late night of curry munching or when in severe need of fibre. (runny shit) See ghandi's revenge and ring sting

My rusty water splattered all over the bowl.

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Potable Water

Drinkable water.

Mexico does not have any potable water.

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Water Snob

Someone whom only drinks very expensive bottled water...

That woman is a crazy Water Snob she paid $15.00 for a bottle of water.

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Watering the owl

"Just watering the Owl" -To politely and quietly suffer the "assistance"/advice of someone less experienced/knowledgeable than you in your field...

A: He said WHAT would fix that known issue!? Why didn't you tell him to RTFM?
B: Just watering the owl man...I didn't have the energy for discourse today...

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Cup of water

A stupid person who acts overly intelligent without being intelligent themself.

"Did you see the President's State of the Union? What a cup of water!"

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testing the waters

-- when you have no idea if something works, and you go at it tentatively
-- metaphorically like sticking your finger in coffee or tea to see if too hot

was just testing the waters, wasn't really serious

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