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A Thomas is a very gay specimen of male, normally they are quite short and will tell other people that they are gay and that they are straight but inside they are wishing they were sucking dick.
Did you know that you are a 'Thomas is Gay'
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A sexual position that is explained in the example.
A "Black Thomas" is a sexual position where the male rests the underside of his knee-joint on the female's shoulder, kneeling down on the other knee (or standing up, depending on height of participants). The female is seated cross-legged, and preforms oral sex until the moment before the male reaches orgasm.
It is crucial that the male not reach orgasm!
When the female stops preforming oral sex, the male lifts his other leg over the female's opposite shoulder and quickly teabags the female in the face.
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Small Penis. When a Penis is too small to be recognised as a "John Thomas" it is referred to as "Dean Thomas".
See Penis, John Thomas.
Did you see Justin Beibers package? It turns out he does have a John Thomas, he only has a Dean Thomas!
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Part A; Janelle is of Hebrew origin meaning God is gracious.
Part B; beautiful and ambitious young lady who has a smile that shines brighter than the stars in the heavens
Janelle Thomas. would you be my Valentine?
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The act of suffocating a white woman with a pillow and cremating her body in a furnace, as in the novel Native Son.
"How did your date go with that girl last night?"
"I didn't really like her much so I decided to Bigger Thomas her."
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The act of farting while your partner is licking Worcestershire sauce from your anus.
Also known as: The English Spring
I gave Ferris a Hot Thomas in the common area while belting out, "Tally ho!"
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Thomas Jefferson founded The University of Virginia in 1819. UVA is the number two public school in the country and is ranked 23rd nationally at the same level as Georgetown. This beautiful school is rife with tradition and beauty. All one needs to do is walk around grounds on a spring day to see way all of the students at this storied institution love their school. The traditions at UVA are interesting and unique. From streaking the lawn down to the statue of Homer then kissing him on the bum and then running back up to the rotunda to say goodnight to Mister Jefferson to steam tunneling in the underground system of tunnels which brings heat to the buildings around grounds. Students here are committed to learning and improving the world around them. Some famous graduates of the University of Virginia include Katie Couric, Robert F. Kennedy, Tina Fey, Woodrow Wilson, and Tiki Barber. Students can be seen at all hours of the night at the 24 hour University library, Clemons, studying and writing papers. These students committed to excellence, have a no cheating, lying, or stealing policy institutionalized in the honor code and upheld by the honor committee. This single sanction code ensures Professors can trust their students and that students can trust each other. Those members of the University community who cannot abide by the honor code are removed from the University. Most students love the honor code however and would not get rid of something that makes their school unique. The University of Virginia is one of the best schools in the world and the premier undergraduate experience.
TJ was also the third president, he helped write the declaration, and he was the president under which the US bought half of its land mass (the Louisiana Purchase). He also had many other contributions. UVA is the best though.
Person One: Who is your favorite President?
Person Two: Thomas Jefferson
Person One: Why?
Person Two: I go to UVA. TJ's my homeboy
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