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A wheelchair trick which automatically gets you laid. Consists of balancing a chair with only 1 of the back wheels touching the ground and then spinning in a complete circle. Almost impossible and requires an extremely Ultralight chair.
1: What's your favorite WCMX trick?
2:360 tire spin!
after you take a couple of xanax or other sedatives and you start to feel tired you must fight the tired in order to get the high.
"i just took a xanax and i'm ready to take a nap"
"nah dude, you just gotta fight the tired!"
A typo for "picture"; An ailed car part.
Hey guys, can you go like my flu tire on Instagram?
I need to go to the mechanic because of my flu tire.
When someone who dresses up as a tire for some damn reason.
Tire God: Hello there.
Pixie God: IT'S OVER TIRE MAN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, YOUR Tire Man SUIT CAN'T BE LIKE THIS FOREVER.
Tire God: HAHHAHHAH YOU WILL FAIL Pixie God You will always be weak.
Magic car tires found rarely in nature that can cure cancer.
Thanks to Tires against cancer, my cancer was cured!
burning out so bad that your tires are milky
could you get ta poppin tire nigga?
When you stick the tip of your dick in a fat girls bellybutton.
"Yo I heard John got caught with Jenny POKING THE TIRE!"