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Story that has no meaning or is so obvious it is dumb.
tim told us a tim story
Ex: Yea i went to that one place once.
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1.An insult to bring attention to the act of a retard or retarded acting person, such as Mike Huckabee.
2. A name given to someone forever for acting retarded.
Person 1="Wow, Look at Tardo Tim Overthere"
Person2="Yeah, I Agree look how he tried to eat his hamburger with a straw'
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A person who is unable to enjoy themselves because they are too busy worrying about every possible consequence. Also, Typical Tims enjoy making up excuses for why they are not around to hang out.
Situation 1:
"Hey bro wanna hang?"
"Nah sorry I have to go to the mall today since my relatives are in town. Plus, I've got a doctor's appointment. It's a real shame cuz I totally wanted to hang out today."
"Yeah okay Typical Tim"
Situation 2:
"EVERYONE HIDE THE COPS JUST SHOWED UP! oh wait thats just the TV's reflection on the window..."
"God damn it stop being such a Typical Tim"
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When someone in front of you passes gas and walks away.
Do you smell that? That dude just Tim McGraw'd.
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A place where Canadians flock to (almost like birds) every day to smoke their darts(cigarettes) & get a good ol' cup of Timmie's coffee!
Hey! Wanna go meet Jim-Bob at Tim Horton's and smoke a dart or two while we drink our Timmie's??
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Tim is a great guy with a huge... heart and a huge... muscles and most importantly a huge... dick. You can always rely on him for whatever, whether that be a good time in bed or... a good time on the coach so make sure you hold his... I mean him tightly
Me: Hey Tim Li, could you help me with my bed, I think it’s needs some fixing from last night?
Tim Li: sure
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