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now me girlfriend has left me, I find I am spending a lot more time buffing me vampire slayer
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9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady, also know as Lady Dimitrescu is the sexiest thing you will ever see, upon meeting her ask for her to sit on you she will most likely decline and hang you up on a meat hook but it is worth a try. If your name is a mixture of Mark and Multiplier 9 Foot Tall Titty Vampire Lady will not legally be able to eat you but will love you
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SIT ON ME
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO SLICE ME TO RIBBONS
I WANT 9 FOOT TALL TITTY VAMPIRE LADY TO EAT MY MANTHING
Also know as "bonding" is when a dolphin and a vampire spend time together and occasionally are affectionate while doing so.
Ex: dolphin and vampire spending time together ~ Anailis and pinto spend time together
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Lady Dimitrescu, or Alcina Dimitrescu. A 9'6 tall vampire character that appears in Resident Evil: Village.
human 1: oh shit look at that!
human 2: what?
human 1: it's big tiddy tall vampire lady cardboard cut out!
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You really think that shit would work? Dumbass, it doesn't. Who even believes in vampires?
"only real vampires can pass this test (tiktok)"
"hah, that shit aint gonna work"
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People, usually men. Who prey and desire younger people for sex or relationships to appear and or feel younger.
The bar's just filled with those Youth Vampires, just waiting to land another twink to feed on
A girl from the city who parties all night and sleeps every day
Tom: “I met this girl last night who was so coked out she didn’t go to sleep until 8 in the morning! What an LA Vampire!”