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Weed Jeeves

When a significant other caters too your marijuana needs and wants

Jasmine wakes up and says to Scott "bong"

he immediately without hesitation grinds some fresh kush and packs a bowl for her. Then proceeds to stand around like a butler named Jeeves. I.E. Weed Jeeves

by sacsmine October 21, 2011


Weed Warrior

Someone who actively fights for the legalization of marijuana, and get angry when people disagree.

"I can't believe that the government would legalize pot!"
-Chris
"Ya ya what ever, just don't say that near Julian, he's a weed warrior"
-Brooks

by School Stoner October 2, 2010


kurt weed

The worst weed you can possibly get. This is worse than the nastiest brownest dirt weed you can find. Taste like smokin a cactus and will give you a headache like a mother fucker

Guy 1: Hey you wanna smoke some kurt weed?

Guy 2: Hell naw, you can get higher off of tree bark..... I have standards!

by frank1024793 February 9, 2012


anal weed

This is when someone goes up to a swamp and grabs a cat-tail, to which they then place it very far up their ass as if it were a tampon being placed inside a vagina. They then let the cat tail explode inside, causing the pressure to create a very pleasurable yet somewhat painful and uncomfortable sensation.

Hey bro, I went to the swamp and got some cat-tails yesterday! Would you like to do some anal weed together, brother?

by XX_BurgerSexarooni_XX April 25, 2022


weed walk

When you love taking long walks when you are high.

I pick my favorite music and love to do weed walk man.

by Barkandou September 5, 2021


Weeding Beauty

The person who falls dead asleep ( like sleeping beauty ) as soon as they get the slightest bit Stoned.

“Hey man, why are you not smoking weed tonight?”

“Na, I’m not. I’ll get really tired if I smoke weed

“Oh ! You’re a Weeding Beauty. That’s all good

by Ivy MacNeil May 20, 2021


Fever weed

is the name given to marijuana when a headache is caused by too much smoking. Most of the time Fever Weed is referred to sativa marijuana strains.

Bob: "yo wanna hit this blue dream"?
J-roc: "nah my nigguh I don't smoke sativa, that shits fever weed!"

by Hazelydazed December 12, 2016