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A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.
I would love to give her a turtle cake while she’s not looking.
“Cut The Turtle” (verb): To get over one’s hangover, by drinking a gin and tonic. Other drinks can also be consumed whilst cutting the turtle. Generally or more often so, spirits.
“Mate, I’m f*cking hungover!”
“You need a G&T mate, you need to Cut The Turtle”
After a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes.
Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled
1. After a number of 6 for 1 beers and hurricanes I curb turtled on the walk home.
2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.
A college-aged, Caucasian male individual with an overtly long neck and deep-throating skills made for sucking dick. He has yet to come out of his shell completely.
Taylor: You should go out with Blake M...
Me: I can’t, you know he’s a Homosexual Turtle!
When you are fucking a chicks tits a you blow a load on her chin and or tits.
"Man i was Turtle Blasting this hooker last night and DAM did i cover her with my man juice".
When you fuck your girl turtle style and she can't walk for 24 Hours
When you have to defecate so badly that the poop is coming in and out like a turtle head goes in and out if its shell. Synonymous to "prairie doggin it"
I don't think I can finish this five mile run man, I'm turtle headin it bad!!