uber-autism

A person can, not be autistic but still have Uber-Autism. Uber-Autism is when a person is very smart or skilled but does extremely stupid pr dangerous shit.
eg
@spotto, @brandon herrera, @ i did a thing , @michel reves

person 1- I dont know why but I cant stop doing dumb shit even though im very smart
person 2- you definitly have Uber-Autism

uber scream

the loudest noice the human voice can conjure. all the dead decendents of human evolution scream in synch.

person: "uber scream's"
people: fucking dies of ear rape.

uber spiffiness

Of complete and utter spiffiness; the most spiffy of all that is spiffy.

"This pen is of uber spiffiness!" "That show embodies all that is uber spiffiness!"

Uber Water

These are the tiny 8 oz water bottles that Uber drivers usually give you during a ride

Mandingo (aka Uber driver): "What's up ladies?"
Kristin: "We're about to hit up that new club and my girls are looking good tonight."
Mandingo: "Yeah your squad is on fleet. Did I say that right?"
Kristin: "Ha. It's actually on fleek!"
Mandingo: "Anyway, there's some water for you in the drink holders."
Kristin: "Omg. I gotta Instagram these little Uber waters. Loves them"
water solo cup uber lyft

uber pwners

(oober powners)n. 1 a band name 2 people who pwn uberly

here's an awsome jazz band they are the uber pwners! (clapping)

Uberring

A word that describes the act of travelling in a Uber similar to the words walking, running, e.c.t. Made by Jake Gill.

I am uberring to school in a Mercedes.

Uber Madness

A term used to describe total extreme pure awsomeness or ownage or pro skill

MESSENGER: MAD MAN! YOU'RE A MAD MAN! THIS IS MADNESS!
LEONIDAS: MADNESS??????
THIS - IS - UBER MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!