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Huge SUV that fits 8 or more passengers. 3/4 ton heavy duty capable of towing at least 10,000lbs. Equipped with a Diesel engine that has exhaust modified for maximum noise while at idle or cruising down the road. Weighs a minimum of 4 tons. The SUV is basically a tank but for urban applications.
Person 1: yo can relocate my house down the street and take all 5 of my kids with us?
Person 2: hell yeah ive got that urban tank
A band that makes incredible music, the band members are Joe Fraone, Nate O'Reilly, Dylan Rice, Jack McCarthy, and last but not least Anthony Giambusso.
Someone: Yo I like that band called Urban Lunchmeat
Someone else: I know right they're so good
A person going onto Urban Dictionary basically once or twice a week just to troll on the internet by writing posts that will make people angry. They are usually about people, places, or celebrities that they are just really jealous of their talent, money, and beauty. They basically write about Paris Hilton, Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, and (ugh) kim kardashian.
Person 1 - Ugh did you see that Urban Troll talking so much sh*t about Paris Hilton?!
Person 2 - Omg yes they are sooo jelly of them like wtf!!!11!!!!1
A person that submits a definition when there are already a shitload of definitions for a phrase or word.
An urban asshat should always be given a negative rating
Bob: " Look dude, I made a definition for Donkey Punch"
Rob: "Congrats, dude you're only the 52nd definition, you fucking urban asshat"
almost brainless humans who wander about cities, stepping into traffic, standing on the white center lines as cars zip by. Also move aimlessly on sidewalks, often blocking or forcing those actually going somewhere with a purpose to go around them. Similarly to the cows that reputedly wander the streets of large cities in India more or less as they please.
The traffic lights had a count-down to when the pedestrian crossing would commence, but the urban cattle were already off the curb at minus 10 seconds, targets for any fast traffic running the crosswalk on yellow.
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The act of creating your own word, and later submitting its definition to UrbanDictionary.com. Also referred to as "U.D." for short.
Bob: Dude, I totally made up this amazing word!
Joe: Really, what is it?
Bob: Kadlrkyasoh!!
Joe: Yo dude, you better Urban-Dictionize that.
Bob: Yeah man, I'm totally gonna U.D. it 2nite..
When you write something that sounds innocent but the results turn out to be of disturbing/pornographic nature.
I thought I would be safe when I wanted to search for the effects of the "Binding of Isaac" pill called lemon party... I was urban doomed...