Vaginal septum is a partition of tissue has formed during fetal development that divides the vagina into two parts.
Person 1. My newborn has a vagina septum.
Person 2. I had one myself and got it surgically removed!
Person 1. What even is a vaginal septum?
Person 2. Oh it’s just when a fetus is developing and the vagina ends up parting into two.
The act of using your sexy little vagina, to snack on a dick in the middle of sex!
Adam: Your mum's a twat!
John: What did she do?!
Adam: While I was fucking her, she bloody Vaginal Munched me!
John: Oh! That sound like something she'd do!
A pc version of pussy whipped.
The aristocracy has gone from Ivan the Terrible and Peter the Great to Harry the Vaginally Overpowered.
A posh dickface who is a stereotypical British man/child who says something like MY dad has a lot of money, cool, nobody asked... They're usually a broke ass motherfucker who drive a box car or a poor person's shitbox car
Posh vaginal fart: I own a Bugatti
Me: who asked YOU? you posh vaginal fart
The “A-game” of one’s vagina. Rolling out all sex tricks during a 24 hour or less sexual romp.
She rolled out the vaginal red carpet on their first encounter, now he is groveling at her feet.
When you put Pop Rocks in your partner’s vagina, and proceed to have intercourse while the candy is lodged.
“My boyfriend gave me vaginal termites and now I crinkle when I walk.”
when stating something is like a vagina, that is not actually a vagina.
"This salad tastes like pussy" this is a vaginism