A person who not only is a virgin, but has no chance of losing it.
That girl is a total virginity panda.
a person who has not had sexual intercourse on a boat in a body of salt water
These sailors keep making up stories of mermaids and mermen. What a bunch of maritime virgins.
The stupid, unsuccessful way you feel when everyone has gotten blood spurted out of their uterus and you're sitting there, without any blood spurting out of your uterus, because you are "built different", or at least that's what you tell your math tutor who doesn't care in the slightest.
"Dammit I'm a period virgin, okay? I didn't wanna say anything because I know you just can't stand the thought of someone else not having blood gush out of one of their holes."
A person who has never had a bagel in their entire life.
Person 1: Hey, did you know that Luke is a Bagel Virgin
Person 2: What?! Luke has never had a bagel before?!
Person 1: I know! Its crazy right?
you know that kid that kid that brings his own mouse to school? yea. its the opposite of him.
the one who snorts sugar, the one that fucks hoes,although he do be lurkin, he is the anti-virgin.
"Madden 08 is the best of all the maddens" scott wozniak passion anti-virgin