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during an orgy one male stands with his legs spread. Woman and/or transvestites crawl through the mans open legs. During which the man excretes feces and urine on to the passing humanoids.
We had a car wash and it was a lot of fun.
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When you lock an infant In a washing machine but instead of using detergent, you ejaculate in the water
"What happened to little Timmy?"
"Oh we pulled the ol' georga washing machine on him"
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the act of washing your genitals in the sink before having relations with a special friend.
the act professinal persons aka ladys of the night will ask you to perform pre coutus
guy 1: my girlfriend made me have a cheeky sink wash before we got started.
guy 2: standard mate. id make you have one to
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A command used to remind one's young son (who has just begun bathing on his own) to wash his penis
Son: Dad, I'm going to take a bath.
Father: Don't forget to wash your bird.
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A place where naked women will wash your car for you.
Lets use that naked car wash.
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A term used to discribe pre-faded jeans that became available in the mid-1980's.
Offically titled 'Stone-washed' of 'Acid-washed' jeans, they looked like someone had quite literally 'pissed' on your jeans.
The first recorded usage of this term is by David Garbett and John White in Auckland, New Zealand and they are in the process of copywriting the term.
Man, that guy in the "piss-washed jeans" has a great mullet and stuff
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A rain storm is approching and your car is dirty, so you decide to leave your car out so it gets washed by the storm.
Guy 1: "Man, your car is filthy!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but it's supposed to rain tonight so I'll just leave it out side and hit up the redneck car wash."
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