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to have lots and lots of weed
"an expansive amount of marijuana"
"holy fuck that nigga got weed on deck err day son!"
"dude, you're white. i know he has a fuckload of weed but don't talk in 'ebonics'"
"FUCK YOU BITCH HE GOT WEED ON DECK"
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The person who falls dead asleep ( like sleeping beauty ) as soon as they get the slightest bit Stoned.
“Hey man, why are you not smoking weed tonight?”
“Na, I’m not. I’ll get really tired if I smoke weed”
“Oh ! You’re a Weeding Beauty. That’s all good”
The worst weed you can possibly get. This is worse than the nastiest brownest dirt weed you can find. Taste like smokin a cactus and will give you a headache like a mother fucker
Guy 1: Hey you wanna smoke some kurt weed?
Guy 2: Hell naw, you can get higher off of tree bark..... I have standards!
When a significant other caters too your marijuana needs and wants
Jasmine wakes up and says to Scott "bong"
he immediately without hesitation grinds some fresh kush and packs a bowl for her. Then proceeds to stand around like a butler named Jeeves. I.E. Weed Jeeves
Someone who actively fights for the legalization of marijuana, and get angry when people disagree.
"I can't believe that the government would legalize pot!"
-Chris
"Ya ya what ever, just don't say that near Julian, he's a weed warrior"
-Brooks
This is when someone goes up to a swamp and grabs a cat-tail, to which they then place it very far up their ass as if it were a tampon being placed inside a vagina. They then let the cat tail explode inside, causing the pressure to create a very pleasurable yet somewhat painful and uncomfortable sensation.
Hey bro, I went to the swamp and got some cat-tails yesterday! Would you like to do some anal weed together, brother?
when someone is so dumb or stupid to the point where they dont deserve the statement "are you smoking?" and are forced to deserve the term "unripe weed"
"i eat soup with a fork"
"tf? are you smoking unripe weed?"